jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

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holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

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tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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thizz-face:

What a tolerant cat

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pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

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Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.